Advocabulary: Copious Abatements!
The company Groupon (as in “group coupon”) cleverly posted this ad on Dictionary.com:
Copious simply means “plentiful, a lot of.” An abatement is a lessening or alleviation — or, “an amount deducted or subtracted, as from the usual price or the full tax.”
Copious abatements! A panoply of discounts! (See A Plethora of Words for a Plethora for more words that mean “a lot”).
I am now far more inclined to use the services of Groupon, now that they have become japingly bombastic.