My LSAT Memoirs in Six (Times Nine) Words
Heard of the six-word story? It’s a Thing now, thanks to ol’ Hemingway and his classic, six-word tale, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” There’s even a sub-genre of the six-word story–the six-word memoir. When you finish those (and you should–they’re fascinating), buy the other book of them.
Three of my favorites:
It’s pretty high. You go first.
Wasn’t noticed so I painted trains.
It was worth it, I think.
You may recall the LSAT haiku I birthed into the world on this very blog last year at this time. Today, I share my own six-word LSAT memoirs, all based on my real test-day experience.
Nine Six-word LSAT Memoirs By Me
Bike, watch, map. Pencils in baggie.
Ma’am this map is not allowed.
Hide prohibited bike map in bush.
Anxious neighbor claims I stole pencils.
I did not steal anyone’s pencils.
Anxious neighbor finds pencils in pocket.
Experimental’s logic games! God does exist!
Having to pee’s in the mind.
Five sections. One essay. Two margaritas!
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What’s yours?