The blog Damn You, Auto Correct! posts screenshots of predictive text programs (mostly the iPhone’s Auto Correct) predicting very, very badly.
While most of the humor is related to people sending inappropriately lewd messages to their family members and coworkers (I wouldn’t recommend reading the site at work), sometimes some pretty good vocabulary words pop up! (I am an iPhone user, and I cannot tell you how many times the iPhone has assumed that, by typing “new” or “never,” what I really wanted was “neocolonialism.”)
Here is a classic:
If you think of the march of time as “stealing” moments of your life from you, then you could think of the clepsydra as “stealing” the water that marks time.
A few other time words you want to know for the GRE are:
Chronological – Arranged in order of time of occurrence.
Anachronism – The representation of someone as existing or something as happening in other than chronological, proper, or historical order.
Dilatory – Intended to delay; tending to postpone or delay.
Temporize – To act evasively in order to gain time, avoid argument, or postpone a decision.
Oh, and a horologium is a clock tower. Now you know!
Every year, your birthday gift to me is dilatory! I can recount in chronological order every time you have temporized to explain why, once again, your gift to me is “in the mail”!
This year, you finally realized that I do NOT like to receive games for the Wii (I think you just buy me those so you can play with them yourself), and that I actually like to receive anachronistic timepieces for my collection.
So, it’s nice that you found me a clepsydra on eBay, but honestly, I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m going to go pout in the horologium.
No, I know that my bedroom is not a real horologium, but that’s what I like to call it, since it’s full of hourglasses and sundials and it’s on the third floor.
- Difficult to manage or govern; stubborn.
- Difficult to mold or manipulate: intractable materials.
- Difficult to alleviate, remedy, or cure: intractable pain.
While looking up intractable on TheFreeDictionary.com, we were treated to this lovely ad:
Oh no! No one wants intractable vomiting!
Incidentally, all three of these words are most commonly used to describe people who are stubborn. But you can also have a recalcitrant bureaucracy, an intransigent problem — or, obviously, an intractable propensity to lose your lunch.
Insidious is an adjective meaning:
1. Working or spreading harmfully in a subtle or stealthy manner: insidious rumors; an insidious disease.
2. Intended to entrap; treacherous: insidious misinformation.
3. Beguiling but harmful; alluring: insidious pleasures.
Insidious is also the title of a 2010 horror film starring Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne and Ty Simpkins. According to IMDB: “A family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping their comatose child in a realm called The Further.” Seems likely that a haunted house could provide a steathily-spreading evil.
Relatedly, an insidious disease is “a disease existing, without marked symptoms, but ready to become active upon some slight occasion; a disease not appearing to be as bad as it really is.”
Insidious Disease is also, appropriately enough, a death metal band:
If you ask INSIDIOUS DISEASE about their definition of death metal they would probably answer that it should satisfy your urge for darkness, the morbid and the sick, the perverted and the twisted, all things insane that can be discovered within the human mind and soul manifesting in a sound that makes you vomit your guts out!
Don’t confuse insidious with the similar-sounding invidious, which means:
1. Tending to rouse ill will, animosity, or resentment: invidious accusations.
2. Containing or implying a slight; discriminatory
Use insidious for creeping, slow-moving evil, and invidious for actions done by humans that are immediately obvious as being harmful. Racist speech is invidious, and the lingering effects of racism have insidious effects on people’s lives.
Recently, a student saw the word swagger in a GRE problem and began to laugh.
“Why is that funny?” I asked.
“I didn’t know that was a real vocab word,” she said. “I thought it was only for rap videos.”
Fantastically, swagger is actually a perfectly GRE appropriate word, and has been around much longer than hip-hop has even existed.
Swagger means “To walk or conduct oneself with an insolent or arrogant air; strut.”
Some other types of walking that might occur on the GRE include:
Sashay: To walk or proceed, especially in an easy or casual manner; To strut or flounce in a showy manner.
Amble: To walk slowly or leisurely; stroll.
Lumber: To walk or move with heavy clumsiness; To move with a rumbling noise.
Perambulate: To walk through; To inspect (an area) on foot; To walk about; roam or stroll.
Circumambulate: To walk around (something), especially as part of a ritual.
Thanks to Bobby Brown, “prerogative” is one of the most mispronounced words in English — as you can hear in the video, Mr. Brown pronounces the word “PER-ogative.” (Click the audio icon on this page for a correct pronunciation).
Britney Spears repeats the error:
A prerogative is an exclusive right or privilege held by a person or group, or the exclusive right and power to command, decide, rule, or judge.
According to Thesaurus.com:, “a privilege is a right that may be extended to a group or a number of people; a prerogative is a right that, customarily, is vested in a single person.”
It is the boss’s prerogative to determine the office supply budget.
While it is the prerogative of pop stars to pronounce words however they like in their videos, it is the prerogative of lexicographers to record the correct pronunciations of words in dictionaries.
The anti-death penalty activist argued that violence is not a warrant for future violence.
The pronunciation activist argued that fame does not give one license to butcher the English language, even if slightly improving the nation’s collective vocabulary in the process.
The title of this book contains two excellent vocabulary words:
Canon means “the body of rules, principles, or standards accepted as axiomatic and universally binding in a field of study or art.” The adjective is canonical — for instance, The Great Gatsby is a canonical work in American literature.
A canon of science ought to cover the basics, as well as important classical ideas on which further exploration has been based.
Whirligig means “something that whirls or revolves, a whirling motion or course: the whirligig of fashion, or a giddy or flighty person.”
Here, whirligig is being used as an adjective — and indeed, one reviewer describes the book as having a “dizzying pace” (not surprising if you proceed from global warming to quantum tunneling within a couple hundred pages).
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“Origin story” is an expression for a superhero’s backstory — for instance, Superman was born on Krypton just before it was destroyed. Many words also have fascinating origin stories. While English comes largely from Latin (and from Greek, and from Latin through French and Spanish, with some Germanic roots and a bit of Sanskrit, etc.), you’ll find that word usage can change quite bit over a couple thousand years.
Supplant means “take the place of, displace, especially through sneaky tactics.”
In the 1950s, many people took cod liver oil as a health supplement. Today, fish oil capsules and flaxseed oil have supplanted the smelly old standby our grandparents used.
He did achieve his dream of becoming CEO, but only after supplanting our previous CEO by wresting control while she was battling cancer.
Some related words are:
Outstrip (surpass, exceed; be larger or better than; leave behind)
Overshadow (cast a shadow over, make to seem less important)
Supersede (replace or cause to be set aside)
Eclipse (obscure, darken, make less important)
Supplant comes from the Latin for to trip up (planta meant the sole of the foot). To supplant something is like a more mature version of sticking your leg out into the aisle so someone falls on his face.
The same root, “planta”, appears in the foot condition plantar fasciitis.
If you are wont to frequent nail salons, you may have noticed that many of the color names involve puns (and often are not terribly descriptive of the color they purport to represent): Tart Deco, Lapis of Luxury, Pinking Up the Pieces, and my favorite … Sand of a Beach.
A few color names, however — currently in the Essie line — sport more erudite names containing GRE vocabulary words:
Demure means “characterized by shyness and modesty; reserved.” Culturally, demure is almost always used to describe women. A word that also means “reserved” and is often used to describe men is staid.
Interestingly, demure can also mean “affectedly or coyly decorous, sober, or sedate” — that is, faking being shy and reserved as a flirtation strategy. That makes more sense when paired with vixen, a female fox or what the dictionary describes as “an ill-tempered or quarrelsome woman,” a usage that has since fallen out of fashion. Vixen is often used in a fashion and pop culture context to describe a femme fatale or audaciously appealing woman. (This word is a bit too sexy for the GRE, though).
What a keen pun! Vermillion is a bright red to reddish-orange color.
Incognito means undercover: “having one’s identity concealed, as under an assumed name, especially to avoid notice or formal attentions.”
Baleful means “full of menacing or malign influences; pernicious.” It’s actually pretty similar to minatory, from the post below.
Baleful doesn’t really sound like any other words we know, does it? It doesn’t mean “full of bale.” (Um, what? A bale by itself is a pile of hay and is completely unrelated.)
It turns out baleful comes from the Gothic balwjan, “to torment”. Not that helpful, right? Well, how about thinking about how Christian Bale was really menacing in The Dark Knight?
Minatory means “menacing or threatening.” Bullies are minatory. An approaching tornado could be minatory. You know what else is minatory? The Minotaur!
Abridged from Wikipedia:
In Greek mythology, the Minotaur, as the Greeks imagined him, was a creature with the head of a bull on the body of a man or, as described by Roman poet Ovid, “part man and part bull”. He dwelt at the center of the Cretan Labyrinth, which was an elaborate maze-like construction built to hold the Minotaur. The Minotaur was eventually killed by the Athenian hero Theseus.
It turns out that minatory and Minotaur don’t actually share a common root (minatory shares a root with menace and Minotaur comes from Minos, king of Crete, and tauros, “bull.”)
But, if it helps us remember that minatory means threatening, then I think it’s a pretty helpful association. I mean, look at this: